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[13 Dec 2003|12:27pm]
I took someone's advise and got a new LJ name, since this was never really mine to begain with.

My new name is: Ever_she_flows
Who's Up For An Enema?

[03 Dec 2003|10:37pm]
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | Billy Joel ]

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

He says , "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes "

Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says , "Bill , I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well , I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place "

Oh Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy , who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man what are you doing here ?"

Oh Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Who's Up For An Enema?

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